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I feel like I shouldn't admit this isn't the first time heavy poultry humor has come up in the last six months.

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You're a bird of another feather.

Robin.

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Don't lob factual statements at me as if they're insults! Weak.

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Your FACE is weak

Shut up.

Burgers. ten minutes. kitchen. best you've ever eaten or your money back.

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Clever. Can it wait 15?

[Because there's always a chance he has to change, isn't there? Either out of a Suit or into a suit~.]

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You're cutting it close skinny jeans

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You've got some kind of obsession with my clothes, don't you? It's all you talk about these days.

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I changed my mind. Burgers are off the table. Enjoy your hot pocket.

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Did you just ragequit your own dinner plans?

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Did you just use the word ragequit?

And no. I'm still having the burger. I just opted you out.

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Considering I'll only have to wait until you have to make good on our baseball bet, I think I'll survive without.

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Hey man I'm gonna win that shit. The sooner you accept that the sooner you can cave and humbly ask me for a forgiveness burger

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What exactly is on a forgiveness burger again? Are the cows raised guilt-free?

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I sure as hell don't feel any guilt over it so, you know. close enough.

Trust me, you're gonna want in on this. I'm like Rachmaninoff and these are my symphony no. 2

Really

They're that good

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A stellar endorsement from an impartial source, no doubt.

So, what do I have to do to make this happen now?

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I don't know. I tuned out this conversation some time after those terrible yokes.

yolks

chicken

egg

Just leg it down here and compliment my cooking and we're square

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6/10

See you soon.